Bulletproof Sombreros

The simple minds at BPS don’t usually enjoy long drawn out jokes that can often accompany many stand up comedians. We are a one-liner, 140 characters or less group of people. The only problem not alot of people can be funny in that short amount of time. There are however a select few in the twitter universe that are usually pretty good about getting a chuckle or two out of YF. Here are my recommendations for accounts to follow for a good laugh.

@DougBenson - The comedian is always good for a good observation or starting a solid hashtag or two. Alot of his twitter account is dedicated to promoting his shows but him having a bunch of shows means he is a good comedian. Recommended follow if can relate strongly to smoking shitloads of weed.

@RainnWilson - The man behind the character of Dwight from the office is alot like Doug Benson in that he usually has some pretty funny observations but instead of promoting comedy shows he sometimes gets a little political. But what would expect from Dwight besides constant updates on Beat reform.

@KFUCKINGP – This is not a real person but instead is based on the character Kenny Powers from the HBO series “Eastbound and Down.” The account is every bit as vulgar as the character from the show and it is amazing. He doesn’t tweet often but when he does its gold.

@GaryJBusey - This is fake, real person. This is what I would like to think Gary Busey is like in real life. It seems like every tweet this fake Gary Busey delivers is gold. Definitley makes for a good break between the exercise updates, lunch menues, and general twitter boringness.

P.S. Sorry about to TTT last week. Shit happens

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So it’s been almost a week that this blog has been reintroduced to the world and there has been no Jersey Shore articles.  I know it is currently the Jersey Shore offseason and the cast members are getting ready for the Columbine  Combine (Sorry I was informed that the NFL holds a Combine and not a Columbine thats just a school shooting, too soon?) but we still need our Jersey Shore fix.  So in the spirit of combining two great things, Titty Twitter Tuesday and Jersey Shore, we bring you Titty Twitter Tuesday: Jersey Shore Edition.

If this soundboard isn’t keeping you occupied, tryfollowing the cast members below to hear them discuss vital important issues such as world politics and what songs are really beating the beat right now.

• @sn00ki – follow Snooki as she continues to Snook for Love.
• @itsthesituation – I tried following this twitter account but it keeps taking me to pictures of some guy’s abs.
• @JENNIWOWW – Follow J-WoWW (did i miss a W) and her plastic cupping fashion line.
• @djpaulyd – The best DJ in the world, besides DJ Gay Boy that is (check out this past article) with the best turntables.
• @VINNYGUADAGNINO – follow Vinny along with his pink eye.
• @MTVRonnie and @mtvsammi – I am really surprised these two Eskimo kissers don’t share a twitter account to be honest.  Or Ronnie doesn’t have a twitter account for his roid rage alone.  He would probably tweet about Sammi’s big toe and that would be the end of it
• The last one – Amelia? who cares?

And if you’re a full fledged meat head you can check out Atlantic City Tropicana’s Jersey Shore package.  Spray tan not included.

Following these cats might even get you invited to Ravioli Night.

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(No actual titties involved in this post)

Since Bulletproof Sombreros was last active Twitter has developed to the forefront of social networking. A website keeps everyone updated on the miniscule events of everyones lives 140 characters at time…blah blah blah. While we all know what twitter is not many people know or understand how to truly utilize it. Titty Twitter Tuesday will give everyone ideas of who is really burning up the tweets and who makes twitter really entertaining.

Today’s TTT will get things rolling with my top 3 most entertaining tweepls (you better get the lingo down).

1. @shhdontellsteve – This is the twitter account Jim from the office would create to let the world know about Dwight. This account was created by a guy to monitor the rediculousness that is his roomates life. From the moronic things he says to the follies of his love life, you will find yourself intrigued by what steve is going to do next and constantly updating yourself to make sure you didn’t miss any of the gold that Steve doesn’t even realize he is producing

2. @shitmydadsays – This is an example of how the power of twitter can actually be flipped into a career opportunity. While most people use twitter to give people an insight into the deliciousness of their huevos rancheros some can find the aspects of their lives that are actually interesting to the people around them. Justin has used his greatest inspiration, his dad, to a new project developing a TV show based on his twitter account. The curt words of wisdom that come from his dad make for a very entertaining and educational experience.

3. @YukonFox, @LoisaidaSam, @MorrisBlue, and @RealTylerSidell – Well you obviously have to follow the members of Bulletproof Sombreros.

We rock Twitter so you might as well too. Its going to be fun…

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