Master’s Starts Today

Posted by Yukon Fox On April - 8 - 2010

The Master’s Tournament tee’d off this morning at Augusta National, and so begins one of the most intriguing tournaments golf has had in awhile. Obviously any tournament where Tiger Woods is in the field will garner some attention but this is the first time Tiger Woods has played competitively since he played Joslyn James’ back nine, if you know what I mean. He has been open to the media this week and for the first time you are getting a sense he is starting to believe himself when he talks about redemption and perspective. Now based on the previous Nike exploit of Tiger’s dead dad we know he is as mentally tough as they come but I don’t see him being 100% into winning this thing and he should consider even making the cut a victory in itself after all that has happened. The field is looking pretty good especially with Ernie Els coming off of a bad year to win, Tiger’s usual Master’s warm-up, the Arnold Palmer Invitational and the World Golf Championships already this season. Along with the likes of Phil the field is pretty stacked in opposition of Tiger. And let’s be real after if Ernie and Tiger are the final pairing and sees that blond hair come towards him the wrong way with his 9 iron he might get a little post-traumatic stress and end up crashing his golf cart into the 18th hole sand trap.

Note: Masters.com has amazing coverage for everyone chained to a desk.

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PETA should stick to making those ads with naked chicks holding bunnies

Posted by The Incident On February - 25 - 2010

PETA supposedly is at it with a new ad campaign.  Not quite sure this one works too well though.  PETA is planning on placing ads with Tiger Woods reading “Too Much Sex Can Be a Bad Thing”.  Last time I checked sex was great.  Who doesn’t love sex.  Tiger Woods loves sex.  Bill Clinton loves sex.  Even John Wayne Bobbit loves sex.  Also I don’t know if I get this ad too much.  Is Tiger Woods having sex with your cats and dogs too?  Is that where they are going with this?

You know whats really a bad thing.  I can’t find videos or pics of the pornstars Tiger Woods banged through Google anymore.  Everytime I get a news article about Tiger Woods banging these chicks.  What does a man have to do to get a good Joslyn James double penetration movie these days.  I guess its back to the old days when I had to flip the switch on the box of my parent’s cable box in order to get the Spice channel.  Thanks Tiger, thanks.

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Tiger’s Wood

Posted by The Incident On February - 19 - 2010

This video has been approved by the Buddhist consulate.

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Who Let Tiger Out Of His Cage?

Posted by Yukon Fox On February - 17 - 2010

You guys are lucky you follow a blog like BPS. While people are speculating what Tiger is going to say on Friday at his exclusive press conference, we have been using Loisaida technology to take a sneak peak at what Tiger had to say at his return to the public spotlight this Friday. Take a look at the transcript:

Tiger: First of all, I would like to thank everyone that has come out today in support of my return to professional golf. Thank you to my sponsors Nike and Tag Heuer for sticking by me. Although I am flattered by Trojan I will have to decline your sponsorship at this time. I have spent the last few months having to live with the decisions I have made. I am deeply apologetic to the most important woman in my life, my 4…mmhmm…2 children, and…oh yeah my wife, Elin. This whole situation has affected so many people I care about. I am working diligently to make amends and change the way I live my life. I plan on making my return to golf in the only way I know how, stealing all the attention at Augusta for the Master’s. I have been able to get back into my training routine and plan on being in better shape than ever. That is all I have to say for now. I look forward to seeing everyone at Augusta. Thank you, now I have to go accept my AVN Lifetime Achievement Award

Well you heard it here first. Don’t bother watching on Friday.

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