So it’s been almost a week that this blog has been reintroduced to the world and there has been no Jersey Shore articles. I know it is currently the Jersey Shore offseason and the cast members are getting ready for the Columbine Combine (Sorry I was informed that the NFL holds a Combine and not a Columbine thats just a school shooting, too soon?) but we still need our Jersey Shore fix. So in the spirit of combining two great things, Titty Twitter Tuesday and Jersey Shore, we bring you Titty Twitter Tuesday: Jersey Shore Edition.
If this soundboard isn’t keeping you occupied, tryfollowing the cast members below to hear them discuss vital important issues such as world politics and what songs are really beating the beat right now.
- @sn00ki – follow Snooki as she continues to Snook for Love.
- @itsthesituation – I tried following this twitter account but it keeps taking me to pictures of some guy’s abs.
- @JENNIWOWW – Follow J-WoWW (did i miss a W) and her plastic cupping fashion line.
- @djpaulyd – The best DJ in the world, besides DJ Gay Boy that is (check out this past article) with the best turntables.
- @VINNYGUADAGNINO – follow Vinny along with his pink eye.
- @MTVRonnie and @mtvsammi – I am really surprised these two Eskimo kissers don’t share a twitter account to be honest. Or Ronnie doesn’t have a twitter account for his roid rage alone. He would probably tweet about Sammi’s big toe and that would be the end of it
- The last one – Amelia? who cares?
And if you’re a full fledged meat head you can check out Atlantic City Tropicana’s Jersey Shore package. Spray tan not included.
Following these cats might even get you invited to Ravioli Night.
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The Situtation from The Jersey Shore threw out the first pitch in the Mets spring training game against the Astros on March 24th. I mean if the situation is throwing out the first pitch, it’s got to be a sign that this is going to be a good season, right? 
