Bulletproof Sombreros

The Incident made his bartending debut last night.  I got to say that Guest Bartending, not bartending, is probably the greatest job ever.

It all started when I was thirteen and stole liquor out of my parent’s liquor cabinet.  It was from this moment that I knew my calling in life.

I was making drinks like a pro last night.  I mean, go figure, the Incident has been making drinks for years.  Jack and Cokes, Vodka Tonics, Budlights left and right.  Just don’t ask me for a Margarita because you ended up with whatever concoction I could whip up.  Every shot I made also came with a complimentary ice cube.

All in all its a great gig to do once in a while.  You fill up hot chicks with liquor all night until they see you as the sexy bartender, you get drunk while getting paid for it, and you don’t have to deal with all the bullshit that the bar has to deal with.  It’s not too bad to jump on the other side of the bar every once in a while.

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This past weekend I was getting blackout at the bar when my friend comes up to me and asks if I can hold his drink while he goes to the bathroom.  Hold his drink while he goes to the bathroom?  BPSamaniacs did I miss some epidemic where they ruled it unsanitary to bring your drink to the bathroom?  Is there some new health study out there about bringing your drink to your bathroom?  I bring my drink everywhere with me…to the bathroom, to a wedding, to a funeral, to my best friend’s wedding, to four weddings and a funeral, hell I would probably bring it to my AA meeting.  Let me know in the comments section if I missed this epidemic.

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Drinking Game: When you are at the bar and you hear a Michael Jackson hit, take a shot. If the DJ plays a Jackson 5 song, you drink double. You’ll be amazed how fast you get drunk. Just don’t go home with any little boys…unless you’re into that of course. In that case, you didn’t hear this game from us.

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