When I say I’m gonna give something a shot I don’t lie. Dancing With The Stars started last night and I watched the whole episode…this might be harder than I thought.
One week down and here are a few things I have learned from the first episode of Dancing With The Stars:
1. Chad Ochocinco and Terrell Owens may change places half way through the season.
2. Every Erin Andrews critique will be one long euphemism.
3. I will not be able to understand one word Bruno says.
4. We will see Niecy Nash’s FUPA way too much.
5. Each episode will not help Evan Lysacek’s case for heterosexuality.
6. Over/Under: 25 moon walk references before Buzz Aldrin is eliminated
7. Buzz Aldrin’s wife might be a wind-up doll.
8. I still want Nicole Scherzinger to bear my children.
9. Len will be revealed to be a candidate to replace Jacob.
10. Kate Goslin gave her kids cell phones so she could get the asian vote.
11. Pamela Anderson is still alive.
I’ll still stand by Ochocinco but I won’t be disappointed if Nicole wins. Who wants in on the DWTS party next week. Any takers? I’ll make Guac?
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