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Vernon Davis Knows About C.I.L.F.’s

Posted by Yukon Fox On February - 22 - 2010

See Vernon Davis knows whats up. I feel like if you can find a Curling rink it would be like an oasis of bathing gliding beauties. Too bad I’m sure to find one of these rinks you would have take a flight on Oceanic Flight 815 .

How many is too many posts about curling in one week?

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C.I.L.F. of the Olympics Nominee: Carmen Schaefer

Posted by The Incident On February - 20 - 2010

Introducing The Incident’s C.I.L.F. of the Olympics Nominee…Carmen Schaefer of the Swiss Curling Team.  Not only does this chick got pics of her holding her tits on the net but shes got a tounge ring.  This girls definitely a freak.  Wrap it up. FTW

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C.I.L.F. of the Olympics Nominee: Cheryl Bernard

Posted by Yukon Fox On February - 20 - 2010

Curler I’d Like to Ffff….ondel, because she has great tits.

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Weir-der than Weir

Posted by Yukon Fox On February - 19 - 2010

Now what happened to this olympic event. I’d like to see Apollo Ohno, Lindsey Vonn, or Shaun White hang with these stellar athletes. On a scale of 1 to Gay this is about a Johnny Weir

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Looks Like Kobe Is the Difference: C’s 87, LAL 86

Posted by Yukon Fox On February - 19 - 2010

Its hard to make last second shots from the training room….thank god.

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Tiger’s Wood

Posted by The Incident On February - 19 - 2010

This video has been approved by the Buddhist consulate.

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Here we go again…Your 2010 NY Mets…Nevermind still the 2009 Mets

Posted by The Incident On February - 18 - 2010

February 18, 2010 – First day of the 2010 season.  This is the day where pitchers and catchers report to spring training.  This is the day where the Mets put behind their embarassment of a 2009 season.  This is the day where the Mets start their quest to remind New York that the Yankees aren’t the only contenders in town.  The only problem was is that the 2010 season is starting off exactly the same way the 2009 season ended…injuries.

The first victim is Kelvim (btw what kind of name is Kelvim. Kevin thats a name.  We left Kevin home alone again?)  Before I jump to any conclusion, let me state that no official reports have said that he will miss time but lets look at the timeline.

So far, the word on the street was that Kelvim had been reporting discomfort in his right shoulder.  He is currently having trouble gripping the ball.   It wasn’t long before Craig Calcaterra of NBC Sports reported that “Escobar can’t even grip a baseball right now, and there are concerns that he’s seriously injured”.  Kind of makes me feel glad that the New York front offices pursued a guy with this pitching resume:

  • 2007  – shoulder surgery
  • 2008 -  missed all of the season with same shoulder injury
  • 2009 -  pitched only 5 innings

Hey Mets front office, this isn’t the island in LOST.  No one gets healed like John Locke and can start walking again.  Who do the Mets have on their medical staff, Stevie Wonder and Gov. Patterson?  Maybe we can make a trade for JJ Putz, is it too late?

Over/Under 5 days before it comes out that he needs to already go on the DL

The Mets office, not Kelvim Escobar, need to Get a Grip

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Who Let Tiger Out Of His Cage?

Posted by Yukon Fox On February - 17 - 2010

You guys are lucky you follow a blog like BPS. While people are speculating what Tiger is going to say on Friday at his exclusive press conference, we have been using Loisaida technology to take a sneak peak at what Tiger had to say at his return to the public spotlight this Friday. Take a look at the transcript:

Tiger: First of all, I would like to thank everyone that has come out today in support of my return to professional golf. Thank you to my sponsors Nike and Tag Heuer for sticking by me. Although I am flattered by Trojan I will have to decline your sponsorship at this time. I have spent the last few months having to live with the decisions I have made. I am deeply apologetic to the most important woman in my life, my 4…mmhmm…2 children, and…oh yeah my wife, Elin. This whole situation has affected so many people I care about. I am working diligently to make amends and change the way I live my life. I plan on making my return to golf in the only way I know how, stealing all the attention at Augusta for the Master’s. I have been able to get back into my training routine and plan on being in better shape than ever. That is all I have to say for now. I look forward to seeing everyone at Augusta. Thank you, now I have to go accept my AVN Lifetime Achievement Award

Well you heard it here first. Don’t bother watching on Friday.

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Krypto-Nate changing his colors?

Posted by Yukon Fox On February - 17 - 2010

There has been alot of trade buzz surrounding the Celtics in the last few weeks. The Celtics have been struggling of late with players spending more time in the training room than on the court. There has been a lack of consistancy that has caused my man DA to look for a shake up that can spark the C’s back into their winning ways. At the center of the trade talk has been the silkiest smooth shooter of the Big Three, Ray Allen. It seems like trades involving my fellow UConn Alum have died down but where when rumor ends another begins. Nate Robinson has been in the cross-hairs of the Stormin’ Mormon. So could Krypto-Nate actually be living up to his name and making the jump to green? In order to obtain Robinson it looks like we would have to give up a combination of fan favorites in Brian Scalabrine, Eddie House, and Tony Allen. I don’t believe Nate Robinson would be the answer. Yes Nate Robinson may be a better defensive back up point gaurd than Eddie House, with the ability to get to the basket and throw down. But I love seeing a look with Eddie, Ray, and Rahseed. Three players capable of delivering dagger at any time. Nate would add a WOW factor but I want to see if this team can pull it together again and bring home 18.

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