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Gothamist.com – A new Vanity Fair article takes a deep look into the Letterman extortion scandal, and what it finds out is kind of weird. It turns out that 62-year-old Letterman has a certain “electricity” that drives many female staffers crazy. “It’s like a cult,” says one former insider “It’s like Jesus Christ saying, ‘Hey, let’s go to dinner!’ You’re going to go, ‘Wow! He chose me!’”

Not the real headline but If you haven’t noticed, I love a good Seinfeld reference. I think I really only posted this article because it reminded me of George’s late fiance. You remember when George was trying to find a reason to break up with Susan and one of his ideas was to introduce her to David Letterman because she is such a big fan. Right? Well it happened. Then George turned her to lesbianism, but thats niether here nor there. Anyway it looks like Lettermans still got it, you would think he was entitled to it or something

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“On” in the sense of my take on the show, not actually a part of the program. I am not one to follow these celebrity reality shows but if I were I have always thought Dancing with the Stars would be the one. It seems like it is the only show out there that gets celebrities with even minor relevence to the main stream. However this show has been around for 10 seasons and I have yet to catch a single dip or twirl. I know they have tried to lure me in with the likes of Kenny Mayne, Brooke Burke, Jerry Rice, Stacy Kiebler, and Emmit Smith, but suprisingly that mixture of beauty and sports royalty has not done it for me in the past. This time though Dancing with the Stars has figured out the formula for me to be interested. Combining one of my favorite personalities in the NFL with a peep hole legend and a top 3 celebrity crush. Throw in a BPS mystery man and a moon man, how could I not be intrigued. So this time I think I’m going to do it, I am going to watch Dancing with the Stars. Who’s with me? Anyone? Anyone? Incident did I see you raise your hand? No? Ok DJ Gay Boy let’s do it.

Yukon Fox Prediction: Chad “Twinkle Toes” Ochocinco

(I guess “Twinkle Toes” isn’t necessary as Ochocinco is already a nickname.)

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I have been slacking the last few days but I have good reason. I went to Vermont for the weekend to drink and ride and ended up drinking, riding and coming home with northern VT’s finest STD, the head cold. I know my loyal fan base is less than pleased but I’ll do my best to bring you some posts today.

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To Lebron not coming to New York next year.

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It gets good at 1:48 I promise

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The Syracuse Orange. Shoulda stuck with the Orangemen in my opinion.  Just sounds better.  Anyway with just two more games left; against St. Johns and Louisville; before the Big East tournament, lets just hope they don’t fall into the same scheme that recent number ones have.   Incident’s prediction: Syracuse 2010 NCAA Champs.

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It seems as though the 2009 New York Mets aren’t the only thing falling apart. Their stadium, Citi Field, is starting to crumble as well. Back on January 25th, the 15-foot-long, 35-pound “C’ on the stadium’s center field “Citi Field” Sign came crashing down. Luckily there is no baseball being played in the month of January because once this piece hit the ground it shattered into a bunch of pieces. This piece of scaffolding could near crush someones skull. How’s that for a lawsuit. It would make the money that Bernie Madoff scammed from the Wilpon’s look like my five year old son’s piggy bank.  What am I talking about? I don’t have a five year old son, at least that I know of.  Debra he isn’t mine.  Anyway, hopefully the 2010 New York Mets have a stronger foundation than their building.  For more information on Citi Field, follow @citi_field_ny on twitter.

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March 1st…the beginning of the best month ever.  Not only do you have March Madness and St. Patty’s Day, but you also get to celebrate those events while rocking a mustache. 

Today marks the first day of Mustache March. An event so epic where young men across the US cock-block themselves in order to grow out their mustaches for amusement.  The rules are simple.  On March 1st you shave your face.  You don’t shave your mustache until April 1st.  Got it?  Good.  We’ll us over here at Bulletproof Sombreros will be partipating in Mustache March.  If you are participating as well feel free to leave links to pictures of your mustache progress in the comments section.  Happy mustaching.  How much to trademark that?

For good entertainment, also check out Novembeard, another great month.

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Over here at Bulletproof Sombreros we are big LOST fans.  In the next couple of weeks we might start writing LOST reviews or maybe we might not.  I guess LOST is a lot like the Simpsons.  In LOST, the characters always come back to life.  The Simpsons always comes back to life after it has been dead for years.  Zing.   Two Simpsons posts in one day, there must be something wrong.  -Anyway enjoy this picture for now.

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We have been asked in the last couple of days about our lack of posts.  We’ll the truth is that we needed some time to grieve over the loss of Boner.

Well now back to business.  The 2010 Vancouver Olympics have come to a close.  I must admit that usually I could care less about the Olympics but these Vancouver Olympics seem to have grabbed my attention more than in the past couple of years.

From hot curlers like Cheryl Bernard to a drunk women’s Canadian hockey team to Canada having a reason for existence to sluts kissing bronze medals off Scotty Lago’s junk to crazy pajama pants to Michael J. Fox being really enthusiastic about coming to Vancouver to Olympic village reaking of sex that they run out of Olympic condoms (sounds like a new size made by Trojan), its been a great Olympics.   As the french say, “les incompétents Canada”.   BTW Canada, you can keep Nickelback.  See you next year in the 2011 Olympics…opps London in 2012 where we get to be reminded of Lisa Simpson blowing her brother all summer long.

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